So this is probably one of those stories that won't be funny in print, so just imagine me retelling this story with all my hand animations and everything...
So I cheaped out and decided I wasn't going to pay the 50 odd dollars to have a couchette (a bed on the train) for my night train from Maria's town to Stockholm. I decided on just the reclining chair, should be fine right?
My first sign of the night to come was that the train allowed dogs on board...ok thats fine....turns out i'm sitting with two. I little fuzzy lap dog right beside me and a medium-large hound type dog. Grrrreat.... actually they turned out to be the least of my worries. So before I can go on need to describe the scene.
Doorway to next car
Hall - Bathroom
11 12 15 16
table table
13 14 17 18
squeaky door
some more seats
next car is the bar
So i was sitting in seat 14, beside me in seat 13 was an older lady with her lap dog and in seats 11 and 12 was the older lady's 20 something daughter and her larger hound type dog. Across in 15, 16, 17, 18 was 30 something girl and a family off three.
So it started off bad, being right beside the bathroom and the squeaky automatic door. But it was the proximity to the bar that made everything crazy that night. At first it was two crazy hippy types who kept staggering back and forth yelling at each other. Luckily they got off around 1am. Then there were these two guys who were drinking and smoking in the doorway to the next hall. Well, girl across from me in 12 decides to curse these guys out (I assume, it was all in Swedish but that seemed the gist of it) since the drinking and smoking is not allowed. Of course they aren't happy and are a little beligerant but not much else happens.
Around 2am the family of three gets off the train. A short time later, the same two drunk guys and a girl stagger down again and decide this is a good place to sit....guess they didn't actually reserve seats. So of course they were still drinking and partying, hence still no sleep for me. Girl across from me kept trying to figure out how to get her and her dog comfortable on the seats as well as getting up for every stop for a smoke. She must have had something else wrong because she literally went to the bathroom every 20mins all 8hrs of the train. Wierd.
So finally things sorta calm down around 4am. By this time drunk guy has passed out under his table with his legs across the aisle and under my seat. So now my leg room not only is contending with the dog but with drunk guys legs. On top of that drunk guy isn't feeling so well so he is rolling and moaning, occasionally kicking out....at me. So I didn't really sleep much.
6am is when the real action started. We hit a big stop. As such a ton of people got on the train, including some filipino ladies who's seats were where the drunk and friends are. So there is all these people trying to get on the train, stepping over the drunk guy in the aisle. His friends tried to wake him up but he just moaned and cursed, so they left him. The filipino girls sorta sat down, cross legged as they were scared of him, and everyone else just walked over top of him.
Eventually, in his kicking rolling he sorta kicked the dog underneath my seat. Well that was it, girl across from me already didn't like him, so she was started trying to wake him up, tell him to get out of there (once again i assume that's what was said). Eventually she was hitting him with a rolled up magazine in the leg. Well he snapped. Got up and a shouting fight ensued. It was craziness. I didn't know what to do as I couldn't understand anything. But the shouting went on for many minutes. Eventually he left, the train security came around and they were told about this guy. So they went to look for him. Somehow they missed him and he came back and there was more shouting. He put his hand toward the dog and they pulled it back screaming, feining as if he'd been bitten and then screaming how viscious the dog was. So that was about it, security finally came and took him away. Crazy.
Needless to say, once again I went a night without sleep. Good thing my body is used to it by now. I got a couple hours on the way to Oslo though.
To Norway!
Logan
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